EVIL IS NOTHING BUT ABSENCE OF GOOD

Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Some Good Advices

There's some fine advice.

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 

Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.. 

Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 

When you say, "I love you," mean it. 

When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. 

Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 

Believe in love at first sight. 

Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 

In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 

Don't judge people by their relatives. 

Talk slowly but think quickly. 

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" 

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 

Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. 

When you lose, don't lose the lesson  

Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. 

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.  Spend some time alone. Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for lighter rain.  Just pray for a  better umbrella. That is attitude. When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives an opportunity to everyone! Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it is not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the end.  Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge?  Remember you are the architect of  your life. Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that which you have not tried. That's life. Search a beautiful heart, but do not search for a beautiful face. Since beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful. It's not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it is important how well you play with the cards that you hold. Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says: "relax dear its just a bend. Not the end". When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say: "Damn I am so cute" and you will overcome your sadness. But do not make this  a habit because liars go to hell :) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets.

WHY

Why, Why do
we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?

Why
do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know
you're broke?

Why
is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in
the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet
paint, you have to touch it to check?

Why
do they use sterilised needles for lethal
injections?

Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Whose 
cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialised?

Why is it that no plastic trash bag will open from the first end you
try?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, than why are whales FAT?
 
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
 
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody want to DIE?
 
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
 
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
 
If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES?
 
Why doesn’t GLUE stick to its BOTTEL?
 
Why do you still call it a BUILDING when it is already BUILT?
 
If it’s true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
 
If All The Nations in The World Are in Debt, where Did All The Money Go?
 
If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plan Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out of that Stuff?
 
Who Copy wrote The Copyright Symbol?

Bitter Truth

A German Muslim scholar was once asked about terrorism and Islam: He said: Who started the First World War? Muslims? Who started the Second World War? Muslims? Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia? Muslims? Who sent the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Muslims? Who killed more than 100 millions of Indians in North America? Muslims? Who killed more than 50 millions of Indians in South America? Muslims? Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and were thrown in Atlantic Ocean? Muslims? No, they weren’t Muslims! First of all, you have to define terrorism properly.  If a non-Muslim does something bad, it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same, he is a terrorist. So remove this double standard.

Do It Anyway - by Mother Teresa

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;

Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;

Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;

Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;

Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;

Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;

Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;

Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have and it may just never be enough;

Give the world the best you have anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it's all between you and God;

It was never between you and them anyway.