WHY


Why, Why do
we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?

Why
do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know
you're broke?

Why
is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in
the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet
paint, you have to touch it to check?

Why
do they use sterilised needles for lethal
injections?

Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Whose 
cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialised?

Why is it that no plastic trash bag will open from the first end you
try?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, than why are whales FAT?
 
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
 
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody want to DIE?
 
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
 
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
 
If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES?
 
Why doesn’t GLUE stick to its BOTTEL?
 
Why do you still call it a BUILDING when it is already BUILT?
 
If it’s true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
 
If All The Nations in The World Are in Debt, where Did All The Money Go?
 
If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plan Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out of that Stuff?
 
Who Copy wrote The Copyright Symbol?



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